Stine? Did you really enjoy the acting and jokes and stuff that works because the movie is a movie, and do you wish that this could somehow be translated into words that explain every joke with exclamation points? This supposed novelization.would you like it if it got rid of all the adult humor and turned the plot into a kids' book? Even more so, wou Do you like the Mel Brooks classic movie Spaceballs? But.do you wish you could read a novelization of it, written by the weird pen name of R.L. Kim West Quickie Soul Mate Honey I'm rich.Do you like the Mel Brooks classic movie Spaceballs? But.do you wish you could read a novelization of it, written by the weird pen name of R.L. The sketch comedy scripts are also available in my BOOK, which is available as a free PDF download.Ĭomedy Skit Scripts The Opening The Guinea Pig Doris The Tie God The Pet Shop Thief The Quiz Show The Spies Script Performances World Famous Hiccup Cure BOOK It's Your Fault (Game) Blog Comic Commercial Famous Quotations My Hack Attack The Escalator Manual Snowflake Registry Horror Scope Conspiracy Theories Pay Phone Pranks Email / Chat Fights July 1st – Canada Day Cheap Web Hosting Domain Squatter The Polite Spammer Guestbook Rights It's SUESS not SEUSS Odd Email Archive Illegal Drug Sales – And Slaves New Sneaky Casino Spam For Cathy's Eyes Only I must be NBC I must be MAD TV Do you sell telescopes? Do you sell photocopiers? Aliens or Time Travelers Other Time Travel Message Mega Disclaimer REPLY TO Random Bible Quotes Sex with Oranges Weird Chat Exchanges I am a human! No, really! Chat Robot I've got her believeing Donna Lies Miss Becky – Alone Cash my Money Order Engrish – Chat me ok? I have no Mother FBI or Teenager? Fired Revenge Advice IM Pimp Request Maybe a Scam. If you wish to use, perform or change these public domain scripts for your own use – you’re free to do so. See some of those performances by clicking HERE.

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